(slightly) Mischievous

Posted on October 31, 2007 By

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Halloween… a day overflowing with history, symbolism, spiritual meaning and festivities… but instead of writing up a serious post about any of that, or railing against the degree of consumerism sweeping many up in the holiday (to the tune of $5B!), I thought some jokes were in order instead (these are kid-safe)!

Hope you like what I’ve dug up (ha ha ha!)…

  • Why was the mummy so tense?
    – He was all wound up
  • What’s a monster’s favorite play?
    – Romeo and Ghouliet
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  • What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
    – Boo boos
  • What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
    – Pumpkin Pi
  • What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
    – Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!
  • How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
    – Throw a stick and say fetch!
  • Who is the most important member of the ghost’s football team?
    – The ghoulie!
  • What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
    – Wrap!
  • What type of monster really loves dance music?
    – The boogieman!
  • How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
    – All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Be safe, and enjoy the festivities… whether commercial, spiritual, a bit of both, or something else!
Namaste.

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  1. Thanks for the Halloween fun! Can’t wait to share the jokes with my kids! Happy Halloween! Jenny

  2. You’re welcome! I hope the kids enjoy them! Happy Halloween to you, Jenny!

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