(slightly) Mischievous

Posted on October 31, 2007 By OneMysticalMonkey

Halloween… a day overflowing with history, symbolism, spiritual meaning and festivities… but instead of writing up a serious post about any of that, or railing against the degree of consumerism sweeping many up in the holiday (to the tune of $5B!), I thought some jokes were in order instead (these are kid-safe)!

Hope you like what I’ve dug up (ha ha ha!)…

• Why was the mummy so tense?
  – He was all wound up
• What’s a monster’s favorite play?
  – Romeo and Ghouliet



• What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
  – Boo boos
• What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
  – Pumpkin Pi
• What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
  – Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!
• How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
  – Throw a stick and say fetch!
• Who is the most important member of the ghost’s football team?
  – The ghoulie!
• What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
  – Wrap!
• What type of monster really loves dance music?
  – The boogieman!
• How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
  – All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Be safe, and enjoy the festivities… whether commercial, spiritual, a bit of both, or something else!
Namaste.

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